J Chen

Bitch Fest

jonch3n — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:45:07 +0000

Korean people are hilarious/ingenious. I think America could use one of these, it would be PACKED.

Good Job BestBuy.com

jonch3n — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:10:37 +0000

Notice the red circles I made haha. Too bad this probably won’t happen, and they’ll up end recalling 10000000000 orders. This happened before, and most people recieved a giftcard, maybe i’ll at least get one of those. Wheover is running the website…FIRED FOR SURE. Good job bestbuy.

Just Text Me

jonch3n — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:40:21 +0000

I’m in the SLC writing my stupidass research paper for 107 and I can’t but overhear this hella funny conversation (at least i think it was) next to me between a GSI and a Summer Bridge Program Student (I think these students are just coming to CAL from high school, mainly athletes?), which went something like this:

GSI: Didn’t you read my email?

Student: Yeah…

GSI: Well then do you remember what I said? It’ll help you a lot in this essay, blah blah blah blah…

Student: Yeah I checked it like a week ago

GSI: I sent it out two weeks ago, and I made it especially for you blah blah blah ablah

Student: Oh, if it’s really important just text me next time(Points to his phone) I always have this with me.

GSI: What? Don’t ever say that to a gsi, professor, or teacher, its rude. etc…

After they were done and the student left, the GSI sighed, clasped her hands on the table, and put her head down on the table for 2 seconds.

Why You Shouldn’t Feed Pigeons

jonch3n — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:13:36 +0000

This could be YOU haha. I’m looking at these photos/videos, when I haven’t even started on my 8-10page paper and my other 2 pager. FML

Sluts

jonch3n — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:06:24 +0000

“Remember the joke about the man who asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a million dollars? She reflects for a few moments and then answers that she would. “So,” he says, “would you have sex with me for $50?” Indignantly, she exclaims, “What kind of a woman do you think I am?” He replies: “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.” The man’s response implies that if a woman will sell herself at any price, she is a prostitute.”

Regular Walk Home

jonch3n — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:31:46 +0000

This is my first blog post since xanga. Hopefully I’ll have some interesting updates, for those of you who read these things haha.

I was walking home from class, which ended at around 9:30. I’m about two blocks away from my place and this is what I see

Notice the guy on the floor. AND the guy with the white shirt HELLA posing for my camera. Here’s a more close up picture of the guy on the floor.

This is the guy getting put into the car.

Seeing the cop throw the guy to the ground was pretty intense, pretty nice. Once I saw, I whipped out my camera, immediately haha. I didn’t get really close to take pictures though, cause I didn’t want to look like a douche bag, but I still probably did by standing hella far and zooming in.

Anyways, its funny how this was right around the block. These type of events probably occur a lot around Berkeley. But its cool, makes the days more eventful.